Planetary Jeri

maslanies:

it’s always sunny in philadelphia meme: [2/6] episodes
Charlie Work – “But none of this matters to me, okay? Because today is inspection day. A day that I pride myself on, a day that I’ve never failed on and I don’t plan to begin failing now, so listen to me and listen close like you’ve never done before. We are going to pull this thing off, so help me God.”

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minty-flutters:

November 3, 2014 - Over the Garden Wall premieres

But where have we come, and where shall we end?

If dreams can’t come true, then why not pretend?

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akai-kaede:

nilesymon:

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

My ankles never twist.  I’ve always been rather active, I did track for five years (all the running events), and one time while running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe, and landed sprawling about five feet away.  I pulled my shoe on and kept running.

I have a coworker who somehow makes better coffee than everyone else even though the grounds come pre-measured and all you have to do is load them up and push a button.  I have a friend who has inch long nails that never break.  My brother can copy origami just by looking at the finished product and my mother can do the same with knots.  I knew a guy who never made an error when typing.

Maybe we all have little magics, the kind that you don’t realize you have.  Just tiny things that make your life slightly better but are completely unnoticed on the outside.

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lordthundercox:

It took me a while to figure out the right way to propose to Max, but I’m pretty damned proud of what I came up with.

A “grass type” starter with a wooden inlay. A “fire type” starter which is black with a red gem, and a “water type” starter with a mother of pearl inlay.

I’ve been scheming like a madman for months, having things shipped to my friends, and hiding art supplies.

Max, for his part, has been telling me pretty much every day since we’ve started that he’s going to marry me. Somehow, I was still nervous when it came time to ask about making that official.

At the beginning of every adventure, you need to pick a partner. I chose him. So, I figured if he said yes, he could decide what to wear on his finger.

He said yes, by the way.

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gifsboom:

Melanie Raccoon sweeping the floor. [video]

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gigiree:

demixian:

b0rderlinegood:

bigbreezie:

sohmahatsuharu:

yeah i would’ve knocked him tf out too lmao

the fact that this still happens is sickening

the fact that 1. people still think in this manner and 2. they feel the need to treat others with such blatant disrespect is disgusting. if she “deserves” to be raped for dressing like she did, then he most definitely deserves to get knocked the fuck out for saying what he did.

OH FUCK HE GOT PUNCHED THE FUCK OUT YAS SLAY QUEEN

Like why? Why go out of your way to call that poor girl a slut. The fact that he’s using “I’m a man.” To demand respect…it’s sickening. No you’re not a man. You’re a bully. A bully who thrives on judging and caging women into roles that satisfy your narrow minded beliefs and comfort. Is your libido so out of control that you would justify this girls assault by her midriff bearing top? Oh shoulders…oh a belly button. I’m so turned on that and insecure that I must accuse you. That I must embarassed and insult you. How petty can you get?

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esteljune:

Playing video games while someone else’s watching

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